We put up the 'Ask TMBG' post the Friday before last (Dec. 8) . Here's their response, just in time for the major Judeo/Christian winter holidays. Enjoy!

John: Hello. John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants at the typewriter here. I am answering a bunch of questions that have been scored by someone as to how interesting they are. I would never be so presumptuous as to do this or to publish such a score. I am a bit concerned that this rating system tacitly implies the score is part of my response to their question, which kinda disturbs me. You might disagree, but this is how I would understand it, and I would greatly appreciate it if it were removed.

The scores have been removed; all questions sent were moderated +5 anyway, so it doesn't matter. John also declined to answer question number one, but we have always told interview guests that they were free to skip questions if they like, so no big deal.

2) The Future - by zpengo: Do you guys really think that online music has a chance, or are you doing this out of idealism? I'd personally like to think that it does, but I've heard some pretty powerful arguments against it as well.

John: That is a very wide-open question, and idea of "online music" means different things to different people. I wouldn't characterize our on-line efforts so much as being driven by idealism for the specific format as much as our general personal desire to be challenged creatively, which is probably more unrelated than you might assume. It is sort of like writing for your self or writing for the room. Good music (and almost all my favorite music) often only finds a small audience. That's no reason not to do it.

3) Professional musicians - by yamla: These days, it seems that virtually no professional musicians actually make a decent living. Courtney Love has said that she is pretty much playing for free already. TLC declared bankruptcy. And these are just two examples. Yet during this time, the record industry is reporting record sales, record profits.

What do you think the answer is? Is the day of the professional artist over? Is it still possible to make the music you love and make enough to pay the bills? If so, how? How do you see the record industry changing over the next ten years?

John: Being broke is not being poor, and one should be skeptical of such complaints, as they often reveal poor judgement more than poverty. In both of your examples, you are talking about people who generate huge amounts of revenue and conspicuously purchased very expensive things.

I don't think the era of the professional musical artist ever really existed. Through the course of the 20th Century from the birth of publishing to the explosion of rock as a mass market business, the business terrain has changed for the better, but long term professional employment remains an elusive reality. Musicians are always at the end of the food chain in the music business. It has never been easy making money.

4) Creative process - by Masem: What's the process by which you come up with and create your songs, at least prior to getting to the recording studio? Certainly with a wide enough berth of unusual topics that your songs cover, there's probably numerous ways that this works, but is there some common occurrence that causes these songs to be written, such as a theme you want to do, or a melody that needs to be written?

John: I drink a cup of coffee and try to write something new. We've used a lot of different approaches. A melodic line can hit you at almost any time. Sometimes a title or a couplet is the spring-board, or using a new instrument or effect. As far as lyrics are concerned, we just try to write about ideas that are interesting to us, and seem bold enough to interest other people.

5) Internet distributable music - by iamsure: If music *could* be distributed securely online, would you as an artist be willing to do so INSTEAD of signing with a label? If not, would you be willing to do so and pressure your label?

John: There is a leap of logic within the question. It is not security that keeps musicians from going into electronic music distribution, it is the size of the audience. For a period when we were without a label we did a bunch of on-line things, but they would not ever make us the revenue we can make selling discs. We are planning on releasing all our Restless material online through EMusic, in the unsecured MP3 format.

5) (continued): Finally, if secure transmission of music wasn't possible (as it doesn't seem to be now), are you willing to live with the possibility of people copying your music for free digitally, just to get more people to listen to it?

John: I think that is the exact environment I am living in now. The Napster discussion is such a strange cultural third rail, and bores me so completely now, I just can't talk about it anymore.

6) EMusic deal limiting access? - by gorsh: Hi guys - I've been a big fan of TMBG for some time, and a long-time subscriber to your mailing list.

Prior to the introduction of the $10 a month EMusic "TMBG Unlimited" service, TMBG frequently provided free MP3 downloads of unreleased songs and live versions not available on Dial-A-Song to those fans on the TMBG mailing list.

Now that the service has been introduced, membership seems to be a requirement for any new MP3 downloads. All the e-mails that I've received from TMBG lately have essentially been advertisements for this new service, with little or no free material offered fans. Because I don't like getting what is essentially glorified spam for Emusic in my mailbox, I've actually unsubscribed myself from your mailing list.

I understand that you guys have to make money and all, but are you concerned at all that you may be posing what could be construed a membership fee to be a member of the "official" TMBG fan community, asking fans to pay for material you had previously provided for free?

I'm perfectly willing to pay money for new TMBG albums and music, but I'm concerned that asking fans to pay $10 a month to have access to new TMBG tunes may cause you to lose more fans than you gain.

John: Our audience means a lot to us, and we respect their interest and email addresses. Virtually all the EMusic emails include some free component, although it is not all free. We personally give away more than any other band I've heard of, and live wonderful, earthbound existences. I don't know what else to say but sorry we bugged you.

7) Stage Crashers - by irqzero: I was at the Philadelphia show (day after thanksgiving) when that doofy guy jumped on stage and started flailing about. You whispered into his ear before security took him away. I was just curious what you said to him. Other than that and the few sound glitches (ouch) that was an incredible show. Thanks guys.

John: I said "Can you please get off the stage?"

8) Tiny Toons Music Videos - by Pxtl: Honestly, I'll bet a lot of people out there first heard you when Tiny Toons did that music video day with two of your songs (Istanbul and Particle Man, to the slashdotters who don't know).... how much do you think your career owes to that episode? How did that get handled, were you simply approached by WB with a proposal and a contract to sign, or was it more complicated?

John: Among a certain age group I think you are right. The Tiny Toons get repeated a lot, which also adds to their secret power. It was just a license that they had to pay the record company and publisher to use the music. We had already made the recordings, and had no creative involvement beyond that.

9) Digital or Analog??? - by HamNRye: As a musician myself I must ask my role models this burning question:

Digital or Analog?

Indeed I know there lurks a purist analog soul in TMBG, but who better to get the most out of digital mixing?

John: We do both. We really get a lot out of both mediums.

10) good Vs bad john - by ashilee: There are rumors that there is a "good" John and a "bad"John. Is this true?

If so, would the Johns care to reveal who is who?

John: We are both polite, nice fellows. TMBG is a team effort, and John and I share a lot of responsibilities, but we also have different skills and abilities. As far as business goes, I am the self-declared "bad John." In a lot of day to day logistics, especially on tour, the buck stops with me, making me the heavy in some situations. I've had to fire people, which isn't ever fun, but I am willing to do it for the sake of the band.